Hey Jack, How 'Bout A Code Red on Govt. Workers

Great News!, I've got a solution to pay off the national debt in just a few days. We need to have a national carnival using government workers, spread across the entire country including all branches; federal, state, local, even HOA's. Imagine this: a huge midway with those ripoff carnival games, you know, where it costs fifty bucks to win a happy meal toy. You've all seen dunking booths, where an individual sits on a seat over a tub of water and you throw baseballs at a lever that dumps them if you hit it; only with a couple of twists. First, make it ice water, then you put a government worker on the seat, but instead of throwing at the lever, you just throw directly at the worker. So, if you've got any kind of aim at all; you either pop the worthless bum, or he dives off to avoid it. As the carnies say "Everyone's A Winner! How about the game where you mow down fake ducks with a semi-automatic BB gun; I think you can see where I'm going with this. Of course the higher the rank of worker, the more expensive the ticket. So, for a couple of bucks, you can whack the smart ass from the driver's license office, but plunking a congressman or senator will cost substantially more. But hey, it's for a good cause right? A good three day weekend of this and we'll have a budget surplus. I had a run-in with OSHA last week as part of my job. Of course we thought we were right and they were wrong, but that's not the point. The guy we dealt with was the most arrogant jackass I've come across in a long time. He must either have some seriously repressed homosexual tendencies, or perhaps he's had a large foreign object lodged in his anus for about a decade, I'm not sure. This is a guy who's never had a job with a private sector business that had to make a profit. Instead, he's spent a career leached on the back of business, sucking the life out like a big fat tick. This type of attitude isn't exclusive to OSHA, have you made a call to Social Security or the I.R.S. lately? It's bad enough that most of them aren't smart enough to be greeters at Walmart, they're jerks on top of it. I'm not talking about teachers, cops, firemen, or postal workers. Those people perform actual services that we need. I'm talking bureaucrats and their flunkies. I think every tax paying American should get 5 coupons a year that are good for firing the government worker of their choice, for any reason at all. "You made me wait in line for an hour, then sent me to a different line? Okay, you're fired; no warning, no severance, no pension, no appeal to your union rep. Just pack your stuff, and get your lazy, obnoxious, over-paid ass outta here; and don't make me call security." You think that would improve customer service a little? And if you think this is harsh or you don't have the heart to fire people; no problem, just send your coupons to me, cause my five will be gone in the first hour. Here's something you government workers need to understand."You produce nothing and are very well paid for it, you're all about as valuable as Charlie Sheen's liver, if 99% of your jobs were permanently eliminated, it would be the best thing that's happened to this country since 1776." Since that isn't likely to happen anytime soon, how about losing the attitude; it's really pissing us off. To quote Col. Nathan R. Jessep; "I would prefer it if you just said Thank You."